orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(Source: rauewinde)

Reward $10.000

ji-daddy:

 140721 GD @ Gimpo airport arrival | G-ONE 

140722 GD’s Twitter Update

(Source: fckyeahgdragon)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

eyes

breakinq:

following back heaps

(Source: plasmatics-life)

tobirama-chan:

'Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why

(Source: senju-hashiramen)

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

happy birthday punk we love you [23/7]

DATTAYBAYEEHAW —Naruto cowboy AU (via sassysasuke)
Masashi Kishimotos sketch of an older Naruto
There must still be something I can do. 

kennyackermans:

naruto is ending this year

and for the first time

i don’t want to believe it